You are not exactly helping me conceal this here pregnancy.
I know that right now, the bump is 99.9% Bloat Baby, but the fact that the Bloat Baby exists is totally your fault, little Bebe. (Well, actually, I guess it’s your Dad’s, but still.)
Please, take it easy on Mama. I’d like to be able to wear my own pants for at least another three weeks.
Love,
Your Incubator
weese bee 
October 7, 2008 at 2:14 pm
You look great! I’m so glad you have this blog-it gives me something to get excited about every morning–I love reading it! You will feel soooooooo goooood when you start wearing maternity pants. They are a glorious and comfy creation.
October 7, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I have a feeling I will be gaining one billion pounds with my pregnancy. I can’t say that I’m totally ok with that.
October 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Camelia: I just don’t want to wear them SOLELY BECAUSE I HAVE A BLOAT BABY. Talk about feeling like a fraud. 😉
MKD — Admit it. You’ve been looking for an excuse to let yourself go.
October 7, 2008 at 5:10 pm
O.O
It cain’t be my fault. Genetically, I’m lithe, dense, and 50% Fe on my father’s side.
My bloat right now is lifestyle based, so it cain’t be my fault.
October 7, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Ahem.
Okay, darling, I will clarify.
It is all your SPERMIES’ fault.