Dearest Bebe

October 7, 2008

You are not exactly helping me conceal this here pregnancy.

I know that right now, the bump is 99.9% Bloat Baby, but the fact that the Bloat Baby exists is totally your fault, little Bebe.  (Well, actually, I guess it’s your Dad’s, but still.)

Please, take it easy on Mama.  I’d like to be able to wear my own pants for at least another three weeks.


Your Incubator


5 Responses to “Dearest Bebe”

  1. CameliaSinensis Says:

    You look great! I’m so glad you have this blog-it gives me something to get excited about every morning–I love reading it! You will feel soooooooo goooood when you start wearing maternity pants. They are a glorious and comfy creation.

  2. MKD Says:

    I have a feeling I will be gaining one billion pounds with my pregnancy. I can’t say that I’m totally ok with that.

  3. Camelia: I just don’t want to wear them SOLELY BECAUSE I HAVE A BLOAT BABY. Talk about feeling like a fraud. 😉

    MKD — Admit it. You’ve been looking for an excuse to let yourself go.

  4. Matt Says:


    It cain’t be my fault. Genetically, I’m lithe, dense, and 50% Fe on my father’s side.

    My bloat right now is lifestyle based, so it cain’t be my fault.

  5. Ahem.

    Okay, darling, I will clarify.

    It is all your SPERMIES’ fault.

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