Crappy picture, but I’m sure you get the idea.
WHAT THE FECK, Thriller Baby??? I’m seven weeks, five days today – not six months!! Whyfor are you making your mama disclose her knockedupedness before she is even out of the first trimester? She may wish to be silent, but the BELLY TELLS ALL.
Hrmpfh.
October 22, 2008 at 11:39 am
Oh, come on, be honest with your readership – - it’s just a beer gut.
October 22, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Love it. Rub it with oil.
October 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I think it’s probably more like this:
39% burrito
35% bloat
25% gas
1% baby
October 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
0% steak & cheese?
October 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Hmmm.
Okay, 19% burrito; 10% steak and cheeeeeeeeeeese.
October 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm
At least you don’t have to worry about people asking you. Everyone should know better than to ask.
October 22, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Yeah right.
October 23, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Your pretnant?
You realize this means you cannot be the homecoming queen…?
October 23, 2008 at 11:36 pm
AP: “Should” being the operative word, there.
Phil: Another dream, shot to dust.
October 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm
maybe triplets?
October 24, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I agree with Camelia. Love it and rub it with oil. I rubbed my baby bump with oil every day and … Look, Mom! No stretch marks!
October 24, 2008 at 11:02 pm
OOOOOOH….MKD has a point!
My wife “measured” rather large early on…’not to worry’ says the Doc…only one heartbeat heard on the sonogram….hmmm, better go ahead and get an ultrasound, though…YEP THERE’S TWO IN THERE!
Muhwwahhahahahaha ahhhaaaaa!!!!
October 25, 2008 at 2:03 am
cute.
December 20, 2008 at 5:41 am
Thank goodness you posted this blog because I’m going through everything you are (about two months behind), and I also grew out of all my clothes in the first month and felt like a fat-ass for it! People keep saying the same thing “you know you aren’t eating for two?”
I feel better reading your blog – I know I’m going to make it through this morning sickness and get to the point where I look hot & pregnant in a black dress!